Utter Minutia and Nonsense

I'm bored at work. Therefore, I am sharing with you the collection of random blather that is on my mind at the moment.

First it was the Japanese Crustaceans that were going to nibble us to death. Now they've gotten the starfish in on the evil plot, and we are all going to die. This is assuming, of course the zombie rats don't get to us first.

And, finally, some guy has compared all of the Republican candidates to villians from Buffy. You're welcome.