This Week In "We're All Going To Die" Theater!

Drug-Resistant Bacteria Found in Wild Arctic Birds! Well it's a good thing that no one is worried about bird flu. . . shit.

Also, this bit of hilarity: Where Elephants Tread, Geckos Thrive, Study Finds. Because Elephants stomp on a lot of cars? Or is this a really subtle way of implying that Republicans can't drive?