Oh that's right

I promised you chuckleheads something on my latest crackpot obsession, didn't I?

Guys and Dolls, this Hip-Hop Cast:
Sky Masterson: 50 Cent (that's where this started, remember?)
Sarah Brown: Mary J. Blige
Nathan Detroit: Whatever Sean Combs is calling himself these days
Miss Adelaide: Lil Kim
Lieutenant Brannigan: Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys (have you seen him lately?)
Nicely Nicely Johnson: Ice Cube
Big Julie: Jay-Z
Benny Southstreet: Nelly
Harry the Horse: Kanye West
Brandy Bottle Bates: Snoop Dogg
Society Max: Andre 3000 of Outkast
Arvide Abernathy: Reverend Run of Run DMC
General Cartwright: Queen Latifah

I imagine Cmdr. Pop is going to have something to say about this.