I think this was on an episode of Buffy...
Alien Iguanas Fall From Florida Trees During Cold Snap
Alien Iguanas. Seriously, now? Iguana aliens? Color-changing lizards from outer space? Dropping on people's heads? They are just making things up.
(Okay, yeah, whatever "alien" in the sense that they are non-native species to this area of Florida.)
This, unlike other National Geographic Portends of DOOMTM, does not at first seem to foretell mass death and destruction, but Constant Vigilance! people. While reading this story, I began picturing little alien iguanas in little iguana space suits with little iguana bubble helmets and began giggling and almost choked on a peanut. Whatever evil forces are behind the NGPODTM, are getting sneakier. . .
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