More Links Than Content

Because my life has been sadly boring lately, I thought I'd just treat you all to some of the joys I have found online of late. Since I've been, you know, rifling through the internet as opposed to actually having a life for the past two weeks.

Don't laugh. It's true.

First up--Sports Pickle! Since The Onion doesn't really have a sports page, there is a need in the world for Sports Pickle. And now is a good time for you to be checking them out, as they are counting down their 200 best headlines. It isn't number one, but my favorite by far is "Desperate Yankees Sign John Fogerty to Centerfield."

In the interest of full disclosure: having you all walking around humming "put me in coach, I'm ready to play" is vital to my devious plan.

I have posted before about the scary stuffed animals coming soon to children near me, but I have since found even better toys: pee and poo! As I told ROC yesterday, this is why I shouldn't have kids. Can you imagine a playroom full of two-headed rabbits, ebola virii, and poop? Although, on a sociological level, that could be one hell of an experiment. I wonder if I could get funding?

My neverending interest in pointless iGadgets lead me to a beanbag for iPods, the actual name of which I will not repeat because it makes me giggle like the twelve-year-old I am, deep down.

Have you guys been to Post Secret yet? Oddly compelling. It makes me wish I had something truly scandalous to put on a homemade postcard.