The Truth is Out There

Today's spam highlight:

From: theruminant.org
Subject: The latest Ruminant "Conspiracy Theories"

Me: Those goats, man, they never shut up about Area 51.

(side note, this, following the strange streams of consciousness of my mind, reminds me of a conversation I had with That Guy once about the number of people severely injured by ferrets every year, and him saying "For the love of God, people, don't anger the mustelids!" and me cracking up.

So: rules for the animal kingdom.
1) Don't anger the mustelids.
2) Don't ask cows about the Bildergerg Group.)