Annie: 0; Skin Cancer: 4,567
I am fuschia. I am not just fuschia, mind you--I am fuschia with a jaunty racing stripe across my left thigh. And I am walking like a very old woman with a very full diaper because every step stretches the skin over my shins, which has recently had all the elasticity burned out of it, and because anything, even air, touching my hot pink thighs makes me want to scream in pain. I am SO sexy right now.
We went kayaking on Saturday. I love kayaking. Seriously. I want to go kayaking again right now. I've been trying to find a cheap kayak on ebay or Craigslist or something (this is easier said than done, because apparently kayaks are carved out of solid gold and then inlaid with ivory). It was just so lovely, sitting there, drifting up and down the river, listening to frogs, looking out for turtles, watching the damsel flies land on the prow of the kayak. . . I'm in love.
And, as we all know, love hurts.
4 comments:
FUSCHIA - my my my what a fantastic shade of pink for the lovely lady who is not really a fan of pink! I only wish I were near enough to view you in all of your SEXYness!
I will investigate some of your kayak questions, my friend will be eager to share his knowledge, and post what I discover for you.
In the meantime ALOE UP my friend, you are in for a fun filled week or so. Just wait until the peeling begins EWWWWWWWWW
NJ
Oh god the peeling. I can't WAIT for the peeling. As for aloe, I've been putting in on hourly...I reek of vitamin E right now.
Vitamin E, huh ... Probably better than how you normally smell ... OH, ZING, SNAP, BOO-YAH, ETC.
:)
Much love,
Cmdr. Pop
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