I need one of these--Falstaff moved to Alma.

Flip told me this weekend that he's already found an all-Christmas Carols-all-the-time radio station, out there in Indianaland. (Indianastan? Nevermind.)

The point is, you are going to need to start buying me presents, soon. In case you find yourself suddenly gripped with indecision, please do rest assured that big bags of cash are always appreciated. Barring that, you can just get me an iMinion. . .