I read the New York Times so This Guy Doesn't Have To

Seriously, you-all can just move right along, because this is merely addressed to This Guy and the strange number of articles in today's NYT that may be of interest to him.

First up, apparently sudden stress can lead to heart problems. Who knew? Wait, you did. Sorry 'bout that.

Also, Shaolin Monks. No word on Shaolin Soccer, but I haven't made it to the sports page yet.

Apparently, you still risk a scalping if you get out of line in Idaho.

And one for the fam, of particular note to the one we call Mom, on using a Mac Mini in conjunction with your PC.