Motherfuckers GOODBYE!

She's back!!

The original crazy lady is back! The one with the kids that the Pope is stealing and selling in Canada? She's back! I haven't heard from her in weeks and I was getting worried, but now, right this minute while I type, she is on the phone yelling about how she wants her kids back, she doesn't drink beer on a regular basis, and she wants her money back too (not cash money, not paper money, not a contract, she wants a check, signed by Mr. Brother Adam Maida and she wants it sent to her house with the babies we took from her) and she wants those Catholics from down the street to stop coming into her house and stealing her underwear. And something about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that I'm not quite following.

I love my job.