Computers in the hands of an angry God

I'm not one to discriminate. I belief in fairness and equality of opportunity for all, and I strive to live it through my words and actions every day. If you've got what it takes to do the job then it shouldn't matter if you are black or white or male or female or gay or straight or Buddhist or born again.

But I draw the line when it comes to Calvinists in the IT Department.

No, I'm sorry, our computers are not predestined to malfunction. They aren't lacking in sufficient grace to function properly. If something doesn't work right it's your damn job to get over here and fix it, not to shrug and say, "well that's just Outlook." What's the plan here, to let them wallow in sin and a continual cycle of freeze-ups until they open their hearts and hard drives to the Risen Lord? Because so far all that's accomplished is leading me astray: by my count I've broken three commandments and indulged in two deadly sins since lunchtime.