Actual Conversation During First Quarter of Last Night's Pistons Game

Right of Center: This is the kind of game I'd stand on the couch for.

North of Normal: You should've seen me standing on the couch for the Belmont.

Right of Center: I'd stand on the couch for that, too. But it's not a sport. Basketball's the only sport I stand on the couch for.

North of Normal: It's more of a pastime.

Right of Center: Yeah. No standing on the couch for Nascar.

North of Normal: It's not--

Right of Center: It's nature's Nascar.

North of Normal: Horse racing is nature's Nascar.

Right of Center: I bet I could piss a lot of people off with that.