Major Update Reporting SIR!

Okay, so in the past two weeks, I've been a bit busy.

I got a job.

I furthered the cause of True Love.

I got my cousin drunk. Um, more than of them, actually.

I got lost in Toledo with two crazy ladies.

Oh, and, um, I kinda gotaleadingroleinaplay. Sorta.

I'll be writing about all of the above shortly (maybe even tonight if I go nuts).

Some site maintenance to report: you can now add comments without registering at Blogspot. My bad on that one. Also, Mom wins the dollar. The title is a line from the White Stripes "Hotel Yorba", which I was driving past at the time. Good job, hipsters, my mother just beat you on a White Stripes reference.