North of Normal

Running Commentary

(so it begins)

sarbear1217: go watch the president

WayTooManeeShooz: I am

sarbear1217: ok

WayTooManeeShooz: "Bite Me" count is at 8

sarbear1217: he's so cute

WayTooManeeShooz: if you like puppies, I suppose

sarbear1217: weren't you proud when the president of the Iraqi governing council stood up though?

sarbear1217: he was cute

WayTooManeeShooz: yeah, he was sweet

sarbear1217: I stood on my couch after something that he said, but I forget what

sarbear1217: oooh- this was it

sarbear1217: when he said something about the patriot act expiring

sarbear1217: and then all the democrats clapped

WayTooManeeShooz: Yeah, I loved that

sarbear1217: and then he looked straight at them and said

sarbear1217: "the terrorist threat will not expire then"

sarbear1217: and then all the republicans stood up

WayTooManeeShooz: But maybe, if he keeps trying, the CONSTITUTION will have expired by then

WayTooManeeShooz: asshat

sarbear1217: booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

sarbear1217: boooooooooooooooooooooooo

WayTooManeeShooz: You know, I've got lots of "bite me" here

WayTooManeeShooz: plenty to go around

sarbear1217: lol

sarbear1217: "and war is what they got"

sarbear1217: bad ass

WayTooManeeShooz: Heee. Cheney's a muppet.

sarbear1217: Cheney looks like a chubby Richard Dreyfuss

WayTooManeeShooz: he does

sarbear1217: I feel that John Kerry is a big sissy

WayTooManeeShooz: as do I

sarbear1217: what are all your Howard Dean ppl gonna do, Annie?

WayTooManeeShooz: Cry, mostly

sarbear1217: only 3 ppl who have lost the Iowa caucus have won the nomination

WayTooManeeShooz: hey, look Hillary

sarbear1217: I hate Hillary

WayTooManeeShooz: she can bite me too

sarbear1217: she is SUCH a bitch

sarbear1217: GOD!

WayTooManeeShooz: No kidding

sarbear1217: just stay sitting then

sarbear1217: if you're so bored stay home

sarbear1217: bitch

(The Coalition of the Willing. Or Whatever.)

WayTooManeeShooz: oh, yes, the military powerhouse that is DENMARK

sarbear1217: one of many

WayTooManeeShooz: glad we've got them on our side

sarbear1217: wow

sarbear1217: how 'bout I go tell the Denmarkians that

sarbear1217: no thanks guys

sarbear1217: you can stay home

sarbear1217: Annie thinks you're not tough enough

WayTooManeeShooz: let's see, yeah, here's one: Bite me

(Democracy For Everyone!)

WayTooManeeShooz: Oh fuck me

WayTooManeeShooz: I've given this speech to Sam before

WayTooManeeShooz: I hope he's not watching

WayTooManeeShooz: I'll never hear the end of it

sarbear1217: lol

sarbear1217: the whole "how dare we say that certain people aren't worthy of democracy?"

WayTooManeeShooz: yup

sarbear1217: but I mean

sarbear1217: stuff like that transcends political lines

WayTooManeeShooz: it does, and it's annoying who ever does it

sarbear1217: I would hope that you could hate W and still think that way

WayTooManeeShooz: watch me, I do it with style

WayTooManeeShooz: I like to think

(Jobs on the Rise?)

WayTooManeeShooz: Um, NO, they are NOT

WayTooManeeShooz: Liar

WayTooManeeShooz: dipshit

WayTooManeeShooz: god I hate this guy

sarbear1217: yes they are

sarbear1217: they aren't risen

sarbear1217: but they are on the rise

WayTooManeeShooz: last numbers still had net loss in the past month

(I told you he'd be a good commissioner of Baseball. Didn't I say that?)

sarbear1217: wouldn't it be funny if here is where Tom Brady came in?

sarbear1217: lol

WayTooManeeShooz: I'm betting that's why. He's not the only sports guy there

WayTooManeeShooz: damn

WayTooManeeShooz: check him out

sarbear1217: go pats

WayTooManeeShooz: (incidentally, see--Dubya'd get tough on drugs in baseball)

sarbear1217: maybe that's what he'll be when he retires

WayTooManeeShooz: uh oh

sarbear1217: in FIVE MORE YEARS

(Defense of My Ass Act)

WayTooManeeShooz: uh oh

WayTooManeeShooz: uh on

sarbear1217: oh shit

WayTooManeeShooz: on no you don't

WayTooManeeShooz: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK

WayTooManeeShooz: YOU

sarbear1217: sit down!

sarbear1217: Andrew is NOT going to like this

sarbear1217: this makes me uncomfortable....

WayTooManeeShooz: Makes me livid

WayTooManeeShooz: so we shall take the dignity and value of gay people and shit directly upon it




Final Bite Me Count: 31, but I wasn't paying close attention.
Best run: Six in a row, out of my chair on abstinence education.

No really, bite me: